A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored

hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of

leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face

and body are

riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers.

He

sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who

just

glares at him for the next ten miles.

Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: "What

are

you looking at you old fart......didn't you ever do anything wild when

you

were young?"

Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was

young

and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore, and had sex

with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."

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