Geia sas kai pali!
Geia sou kai sena
Ta erixa mia matia kai apantao se merika. Ta . . . resta, ase me na ta
skefto to weekend, opos zitizes.
1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the
user doesn't see it. What is it? That's the puzzle I asked the list to
answer, and nobody did. So I knew the answer before you put it. It's the
coffin. Do you think this is "cheeting"?
4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is
always in the summer. How is this possible? She's an Australian.
6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or
politics, agree is between heaven and earth? The word "and"
7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
Every year. (1.1.98 and 25.12.98 is the same year,isn't it?)
11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the
train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with
traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On
the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took
only 90 minutes. Why? Come on now! 90 min. is an hour and a half!
13. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will
never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? Penguins are mammals.
(Penguinakia?)
14. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or
"The yolk of the egg is white"? Neither. The yolk is yellow.
16. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for
admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the
father of the other's son. How could this be possible? I have two
answers. Choose the one you like more. The other one is either the son's
mother, or . . . "keratas". (just to make you laugh!)
17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983,
would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's
sister? A dead man cannot do anything. And -thanks Lord!- cannot get
married again.
That's only 9 out of 17. And I have an idea about # 15, but I'm not quite
sure: Does Okmulgee, Oklahoma, exist? Let me have a second look till
Monday.
thanks
leda
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE!
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