On Sat, 11 Apr 1998, Theodossiou Denis wrote:
3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest
mountain on Earth?
Palio kai gnwsto ainigma: Fysika, to oros Everest .
4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is
always in the summer. How is this possible?
Gennh8hke sto notio hmisfairio, mallon se agglofwno kratos (logw
onomatos).
5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art
Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a
German
division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them
and
captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword
bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and
Leadership.
World War One. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art
and
said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"
What's wrong with the story?
O prwtos pagkosmios polemos den onomasthke etsi kata th diarkeia toy.
Onomasthke 'prwtos' afou egine kai o deyteros.
6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or
politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
Meta3y ouranou kai ghs, yparxei sigoura to 'kai' !!!
7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
Th xronia pou to hmerologio alla3e apo Iouliano se Grhgoriano.
H apanthsh diaferei gia thn Ellada se sxesh me tis alles xwres.
Fysika den anaferomaste ston arabiko kosmo :-)
10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
H afairesh 25-5 mporei na ginei mono mia fora .
11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the
train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with
traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On
the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took
only 90 minutes. Why?
90 lepta = miamish wra (psyxologikoi kai mono logoi 8a mperdeyan
kapoion sxetika me ayth thn erwthsh).
12. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to
make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
new door ----> one word
(Ta grammata einai ta idia, aplws allazei h 8esh toys)
14. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or
"The yolk of the egg is white"?
Kanena apo ta dyo. O krokos toy aygoy einai kitrinos.
16. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for
admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the
father of the other's son. How could this be possible?
O enas einai pantremenos me thn prwhn gynaika toy alloy h opoia
krathse to paidi. 'H o exei yio8ethsei to gio toy allou.
17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983,
would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's
sister?
Oxi, giati einai nekros.
Me eyxes gia kalo Pasxa se olous,
Giannhs
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