A GUIDE TO LOVE AND SEX FOR VIRGINS
As a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have many =
questions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x. In this sensitive and =
frank "question and answer" format, noted sex therapist Dr Ruth explains =
everything you've ever wondered about.
Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams ?
A: This is a difficult question, since every virgin probably has a =
different ideal of what their own personal Prince Charming should act =
and look like. However, when it comes to finding Mr Right, I can give =
you a good
suggestion on where to start - and that's in a bar. That's right, go to =
a bar... preferably the kind that smells of stale beer and lots of men =
crowded around watching a sports event on television. Pick a man that =
looks interesting -
it's best to stay away from the shallow "pretty boys" in designer =
clothes with bulging muscles. Instead, I recommend you pick somebody a =
little older and wiser, possibly reassuring pot belly. Boldly approach =
him, offer to buy
him a few beers, then invite him back to your place. He'll advise you =
from there.
Q: How do I know if I found Mr Right ?
A: Unfortunately, there's no sure way to tell. Therefore, I suggest you =
try out many different kinds of men and many different kinds of bars.
Q: Do men like aggresive virgins?
A: Definitely. Although they don't admit it, men are often shy - so it's =
up to you to be bold. In addition to bars, don't be afraid to approach =
men on streetcorners, in restaurants, even in restrooms. Break the ice =
with simple "hello", followed by an offer to buy them dinner, drinks - =
even an expensive gift. Then invite them to back to your place.
Q: What if a man's married ?
A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the valuable =
experience a married man possesses, without being tied down by any sort =
of commitment.
Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man ?
A: This is a tough one, especially if you're a woman and find yourself =
pregnant. Ask him how he feels about his wife and family. If he says his =
wife doesn't understand him and he's thinking of leaving her, believe =
him and continue your relationship, secure in the knowledge that he'll =
soon make good his promise. Married men rarely lie about such important =
matters.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes =
to love and sex, experienced men are much more responsible, since =
they're not confused emotionally as virgins. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to =
remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. =
Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at =
first seem strange to you.
Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last ?
A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed or =
embarrassed. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a =
natural desire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to =
play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out with his =
friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol =
and sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left =
out - while he's gone you can busy yourself by doing his laundry, =
cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an =
expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.
Q: What is "afterplay" ?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly =
energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to =
do after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making =
him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone =
to sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
A: Yes. Although many virgins believe that quality, not quantity, is =
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male =
penis measures about six centimeters. Anything longer than that is =
extremely rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is seven =
centimeters or over, you should go down on your knees and thank you =
lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his =
laundry, cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive gift.
Q: What about the orgasm ?
A: What about it ? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
Q: Are you sure ?
A: Will you stop asking so many questions ? Do you distrust experienced =
men or something? Instead, prove how much you care for your boyfriend by =
going out and buying him an expensive gift.
Costis
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