(nil): GEORGIADIS PANAGIOTI (pageboy(@)tee.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 16 Απρ 1998 - 00:23:27 EEST
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Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great
price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear
petroleum jelly over the hole where the seal should be to keep the water
out.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents.
He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells
him, "Our family had a fight a while back about doing dishes. We haven't
done any dishes since, but we made a rule, that the first person to speak
at dinner has to do all of those fucking dishes."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are
piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So
Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on
the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a
little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he
sits back down, but no one says a word.
Afto to anekdoto mou to steilan apo amerikh:
A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a
repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and
her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the
table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of
petroleum jelly. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away
from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING
DISHES!!"
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