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Θέμα: Φατσούλες και άλλα...

(nil): Gouvalis Alkiviades (alkisg(@)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 24 Απρ 1998 - 12:27:41 EEST

Όποιος έχει τις φατσούλες που ζητάει ο Γιάννης ας μου τις στείλει και εμένα ή καλύτερα να τις στείλει στη λίστα αν ενδιαφέρονται πολλοί.

Και μερικά ανέκδοτα στα αγγλικά (sorry, αλλά τα βρήκα έτσι και βαριέμαι να τα μεταφράζω...)

Two blond men were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears pouring down his face.
The other blond man asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for a blood test."
The second one asked, "So? What are you crying for? Are you afraid?"
The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they cut off my finger."
Upon hearing this, the second man began to cry. The first man was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"
The second man replied, "I came here for a urine test."
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
            The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
            The pastor goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
            The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
            The pastor goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
            The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the pastor.
            The pastor then goes to the newlywed couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
            "Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied.
            "What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
            "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there."
            "You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
            "That's OK," said the young man, "We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either."

A guy named Chris goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. Hi is Tony home?"
            "No he went to the store." says his wife.
            "Well do you mind if I wait?" Chris says.
            "No, come on in." They sit down and Chris says, "You know Betsy, you have the greatest looking breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
            Betsy thinks about it for a second and says to herself, What the hell - a hundred bucks! My husband sees them all the time for free! So she opens her robe and shows one.
            Chris promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
            They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful, I've got to see them both. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see both of them together."
            Betsy thinks about this again and says what the hell, opens her robe and
            Gives Chris a nice long look.
            Chris thanks her again and throws the other 100 on the table then says, He can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
            A while later, Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."
            Tony promptly asks, "Well did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?"

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender. "We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. "How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner. "I don't," replied the whore, "I just thought you might like to open those beers first."


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