(nil): Elena Milioti (milioti(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 12 Μαΐ 1998 - 19:18:24 EEST
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Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains
Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them
Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3" floppy
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single
40-year-old man?
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the
40-year-old man
thinks often about dating them.
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make,
'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all
that extra snow to make its testicles.
What's the quickest way to lose 180 pounds of ugly fat?
Divorce him.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes?
It had a penis AND a brain!
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes
all their decisions.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
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