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ÈÝìá: Re: ÊÜôù ôá ÷Ýñéá áðü ôïõ ò Üíôñåò!!


(nil): Christos Tzivanidis (truth(@)compulink.gr)
Çìåñïìçíßá: Ôåô 13 ÌáÀ 1998 - 11:50:30 EEST

>>ÓÞìåñá ôï ðñùß, êïíôÜ óôá Üëëá, âñÞêá íá ìå ðåñéìÝíåé ç ðáñáêÜôù Üðïøç ãéá
>>ôïõò Üíôñåò. Åëåíá, óáöþò äåí Ý÷ù ôßðïôá ðñïóùðéêü åíáíôßïí óïõ, áëëÜ äåí
>>ôï áíôÝ÷ù. ÐñÝðåé íá áðáíôÞóù. Ï êáèÝíáò ìáò ðñÝðåé íá õðåñáóðßæåôáé áõôÜ
>>ðïõ áãáðÜåé, Ýôóé äåí åßíáé?

Å÷åéò áðïëõôï äéêéï ....

>>>Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
>> >So oxygen can get into their brains
>>Ñå ìáíßá ðïõ Ý÷åôå êïñßôóéá íá äéáóôñåõëþíåôå ôá ðñÜãìáôá. . .
>>Åãþ ôç âñßóêù üôáí Ýíáò Üíôñáò îÝñåé ðüôå íá óêÝöôåôáé êáé ðüôå ü÷é üôáí
>>êÜíåé Ýñùôá êáé íá ìçí ôïõ ðáßñíåé êáé ðïëëÞ þñá íá ôï áðïöáóßóåé!!

Êïéôá .... åäù åèåóåò äõï æçôçìáôá ...
Ôï ðñùôï áöïñá ôïõò áíäñåò êáé ôï ðïôå ðñåðåé íá óêåöôïíôáé. Åãù ðéóôåõù ïôé
ðáíôá ðñåðåé íá óêåöôïíôáé áëëá ìåñéêåò öïñåò ðñåðåé íá êáíïõí ïôé äåí
óêåöôïíôáé ãéáôé åôóé ìðïñåé íá âãïõí êáé êåñäéóìåíïé ....

Ôùñá ïóïí áöïñá ôï äåõôåñï êáé ôïí ÷ñïíï ðïõ ÷ñåéáæåôáé ãéá íá áðïöáóéóåé åíáò
áíäñáò ðñéí ìðåé óôçí äéáäéêáóéá.... èá åëåãá ïôé åéíáé êáôé ðïõ åîáñôáôáé êáé
áðï ôï åôåñï çìéóõ. Ðáíôùò áðï ïôé å÷ù äåé ï ÷ñïíïò áõôïò åéíáé óõíçèùò
ìéêñïôåñïò áðï áõôïí ðïõ å÷ïõí óôï ìõáëï ôïõò ïé ãõíáéêåò .....

>>>Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
>> >Because they can understand them
>>Ìåëá÷ñéíÞ åßìáé êáé èá ðñïôéìïýóá íá ìéëïýóáí ïé Üíôñåò ðéï óõ÷íÜ ãéá ìÝíá
>>ðáñÜ ãéá ôéò îáíèéÝò, áëëÜ ôç æÞëåéá ìïõ äåí ôç âãÜæù ìå ôÝôïéåò êáêßåò. .

Ïé ìåëá÷ñéíåò åéíáé óáöùò ðéï ùñáéåò áðï ôéò îáíèéåò .... áðëá ïé îáíèéåò åéíáé
êáôé ôï åíôõðùóéáêï áñ÷éêá áëëá ïóï ðåñíáåé ï ÷ñïíïò ÷áíïõí ôçí áîéá ôïõò ....

ÓÕÌÐÅÑÁÓÌÁ .... Áí èåëåôáé óôáèåñç áîéá íá ðáñåôå ìåëá÷ñéíç .... :"-)

Áõôá ...

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