(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)cti.ecp.fr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 14 Μαΐ 1998 - 23:54:53 EEST
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> Next time you are mad with someone and you stick up your middle finger
> while shouting FUCK YOU ! ... its better to know how this thing all
> started ! Its a crazy story ... but its true!
Egw paides kserw mia elafrws diaforetiki apopsi :
Kat'arxin to agapimeno kwlodaxtylo twn Agglwn den einai to mesaio... mono
tou! Einai o deiktis kai to mesaio, san to shma ths nikhs pou kseroume alla
me thn palamh na koitaei pros ta mesa... ki'ayto giati oi Galloi (kai
idiatera oi Normandoi - pou geitoneyoyn me thn Agglia) ekoban apo tous
Agglous toksotes aixmalwtous ayta ta dyo daxtyla wste na min mporoun na
"toksoteysoun" allo (pws m'aresei i nea ellinikia glwssa). Kai meta to
telos tou polemoy, me aythn thn xeironomia htan san na elegan :
"Parte ta malakes! Emena den mou ta kopsate!" (ta daxtyla ennoeitai... :-)
Twra gia to FUCK YOU, isws kai na htan to antipalo group apo tous U2
(tin kserete tin stoixomy8ia : "FUCK YOU" - "YOU TWO!" ) :-):-)
Kai twra exw thn timh na sas parousiasw ena apospasma apo ena paper pou
teleiwsa extes :
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3) Beer Troubleshooting
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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
Sorry, alla pige se ena Amerikaniko synedrio, gi'ayto kai den einai sta
ellhnika....
Ante tsagia Glyfton se olous!
PS: piasan oi zestes...
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