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> > > bottom.
> > >
> > >
> > > Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > >
> > >
> > > KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
> > >
> > > PLATO: For the greater good.
> > >
> > > ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
> > >
> > > KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
> > >
> > > TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the
establishment
> > > would
> > > let it take.
> > >
> > > SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and
we
> > > were
> > > quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
> > >
> > > RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
> > >
> > > CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has
gone
> > > before.
> > >
> > > HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its
pancreas.
> > >
> > > ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of
the
> > > road
> > > was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken
was
> > > faced
> > > with significant challenges to create and develop the
> > > competencies
> > > required for the newly competitive market. Andersen
> > Consulting,
> > > in a
> > > partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken
by
> > > rethinking its physical distribution strategy and
> > implementation
> > > processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM),
Andersen
> > > helped
> > > the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge,
capital
> > and
> > > experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and
> > > technology in
> > > support of its overall strategy within a Program Management
> > > framework.
> > > Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of
road
> > > analysts
> > > and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep
> > > skills in
> > > the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary
of
> > > meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge
capital,
> > > both
> > > tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with
each
> > > other in
> > > order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and
> > > successfully
> > > architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value
> > framework
> > > across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The
> > > meeting
> > > was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an
> > > impactful
> > > environment which was strategically based, industry-focused,
> > and
> > > built
> > > upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and
> > aligned
> > > with
> > > the chicken's mission,
> > > vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the
> > creation
> > > of a
> > > total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting
> > helped
> > > the
> > > chicken change to become more successful.
> > >
> > > LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black
man.
> > > The
> > > chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and
> > keep
> > > him
> > > down.
> > >
> > > MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all
chickens
> > > will
> > > be free to cross roads without having their motives called
into
> > > question.
> > >
> > > MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto
> > the
> > > chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
crossed
> > > the
> > > road, and there was much rejoicing.
> > >
> > > FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How
> > > many
> > > more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
> > >
> > > RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I
> > repeat,
> > > the
> > > chicken did NOT cross the road.
> > >
> > > MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the
road.
> > > Who
> > > cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever
> > motive
> > > there was.
> > >
> > > JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
> > > doesn't
> > > anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken
doing
> > > walking
> > > around all over the place, anyway?"
> > >
> > > FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken
> > > crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> > >
> > > BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office
2000,
> > > which
> > > will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
> > important
> > > documents, and balance your checkbook.
> > >
> > > OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken
cross
> > > the
> > > road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same
> > > time,
> > > whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken
> > crossing?"
> > >
> > > DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
> > > naturally
> > > selected in such a way that they are now genetically
disposed
> > to
> > > cross
> > > roads.
> > >
> > > EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
> > moved
> > > beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
> > >
> > > BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
> > >
> > > RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road ..
it
> > > transcended it.
> > >
> > > ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
> > >
> > > COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
> > >
> > > CLINTON : I did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual
> > > relations
> > > with the chicken.
> > >
> > > BOY GEORGE : I'm happy the chicken crossed over. More
chickens
> > > should cross to this side of the road.
> > >
> > > FOGHORN LEGHORN : Sayyyyyy, where, I say, where did that
cute
> > > chick go?
> > >
> > > PAMELA ANDERSON : Gosh, did you see it? That poor chicken
had
> > > no lips at all...
> > >
> > > O.J. SIMPSON : I was nowhere near the chicken. I never
wanted
> > to
> > > hurt it,
> > > and the knife found is not mine.
> > >
> > > ELVIS : Uh-huhhh, huhhh, the chicken can do, what, it wants
to
> > > do, as long
> > > as it lays off my shoes, now don't you, step on my blue
suede
> > > shoes.
> > >
> > > EDDIE MURPHY : What the fuck is everyone asking about the
> > goddamn
> > > chicken for? Who gives a shit?!
> > >
> > > SPICE GIRLS : Stop right nowww, thank you very much, I
already
> > > had some
> > > chicken for my lu-unch.
> > >
> > > IVANA TRUMP : That chicken should have had the coop, it
> > deserves
> > > it. The rooster should have crossed the
road.
> > >
> > > OPRAH : So, you're telling me that after many months where
your
> > > father beat your mother, and your brother got
> > > jailed for drug use, you thought your
> > > only option was to cross that road?
> > >
> > > KEVIN KOSTNER : You know, this moving chicken story, with
the
> > > right script,
> > > location and soundtrack, can be my next epic movie.
> > >
> > > BARBIE : Gee, does the chicken come with it's own pink nest?
> > >
> > > What's your comment????
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