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>Read this Joke:

>What Body Part Gets to Heaven First?

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>The story takes place in a Christian school. The

>teacher asks the question, "What part of your body

>gets to heven first?"

>3 students raise their hand, Jenny, Jim, and

>little Johnny in the back. The teacher things to

>herself, "I dont want to call on Johnny cause he

>will say something perverted."

>So she picks on Jenny first who says, "I think

>your head gets to heaven first cause you have to

>be smart."

>The teacher then calls on Jim who says, "I think

>your heart gets to heaven first cause you gotta

>have a good heart."

>Finally Johnny is the only one with his hand up.

>The teacher says to herself "Oh no, I gotta pick

>Johnny."

>She picks him and he says, "I think your feet get

>to heaven first."

>The relieved teacher asks him, "Why on earth do

>you think your feet get to heaven first?"

>Johnny says, "Cause I walked into my Mom and Dad's

>room last night and my mom's feet were straight up

>in the air and she was sayin 'Oh God I'm

>cummin'!'"

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>Pass this on...

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>

>**what will happen**

>0: You'll never get sex

>1-5: You'll get cyber sex

>6-10: You'll get phone sex

>11-15: You'll get oral sex

>15-up: you'll get the real thing(knock the boots, funky monkey, toss

>salad, the wild thing...)