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Θέμα: snails

(nil): Theodore Abazis (ta(@)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 04 Ιουν 1998 - 12:06:04 EEST

   A married couple were having a dinner party for some
   important guests. The wife was very excited about this
   and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last
   minute, she realized that she didn't have any escargot
   for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run
   down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
   Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked
   out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach.
   As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful
   woman strolling alongside the water just a little further
   down the beach.
   He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if
   she would even just come down and talk to me?" He went
   back to gathering the snails.
   All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman
   was standing right over him. They started talking and
   she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending
   the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning
   he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner
   He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast,
   grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down
   the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the
   stairs of his apartment, but he was in such a hurry
   that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped
   the bucket of snails spilling them all down the stairs.
   The door suddenly opens with a very angry wife standing
   in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time.
   He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he
   looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come
   on guys, we're almost there!!"


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