Well, how about some "ass cons"?
Here it goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(___) a virgin ass
(_i_) a being--fucked ass
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(_0_) an asshole
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(_o_) a shiting ass
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(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
Haris Sgouramalis
hts@magnet.gr
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