(nil): Dimitris Dimitrakoudis (dimitrakoudisd(@)usa.net)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 07 Ιουν 1998 - 16:22:09 EEST
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but He had two extra
things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between
Adam and Eve.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the
ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found hanging around
under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to
do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please,
oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working
in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it
fly. It'd be so cool. I could write my name in the sand. Oh please, God,
let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please....."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, he
could have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him
happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his
micturation while in a vertical position. And lo, he was happy and did
celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with
delight all the while. And it was good.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts.
"What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms........."
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