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Θέμα: True Story and a Good Laugh...

(nil): Joanna Katerelos (Joanna_Katerelos(@)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 13 Ιουν 1998 - 21:30:48 EEST

    Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives
    in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College.
    For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who
    is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out
    on a date, but has never had the courage.
    Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and
    musters up the courage to ask her out. She accepts, and
    they make dinner plans for Saturday night. Friday night,
    this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks
    like Prohibition is coming back. Saturday, he is in such
    bad shape that he can't make it through twenty minutes
    without either throwing up or using the bathroom.
    After several hours of this, he is able to stop throwing
    up, but he is still running to the toilet every 20
    minutes. He doesn't want to cancel the date, because
    he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again. So they
    meet in Westchester, and take the train to New York City
    (about a 30 minute ride). They get to the restaurant,
    and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the
    bathroom. They enjoy the rest of the appetizers without
    interruption, but he has to go back again during the
    entrees. They decide to get dessert. During dessert, our
    hero feels another rumbling, but doesn't want to look
    like complete bathroom freak, so he holds it. After a few
    minutes, the rumbling subsides, but he still has a bit of
    gas stored up. He decides to let this little bit of gas
    fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course).
    Unfortunately, this little bit of gas came with another
    little surprise. "Oh crap," he thinks (and feels).
    Instead of running to the bathroom right away, our hero
    immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from
    sitting on this surprise. He maintains this yoga
    position for the rest of dessert, trying to figure out
    what to do before his tan pants (a) start to smell, or
    (b) start to show stains on the outside. He quickly pays
    for dinner and they leave the restaurant. Oh, by the
    way,he is walking like a cowboy.
    On the way to the train station, they pass the Gap. "Do
    you mind if I run in and buy a sweater that I was looking
    at last week?" he asks. "No problem, I'd like to look
    around too," she replies. They go into the Gap.
    Fortunately, at the Gap, men's fashions are on the right,
    women's fashions are on the left. They split up. Our
    hero grabs the first sweater within reach, and hurries
    back to the khakis. After selecting a pair that most
    closely resemble his current outfit, he brings
    both items to the register. His eyes are on his date
    (still on the other side of the store) to make sure that
    He doesn't even want the sweater, so he says through
    clenched teeth (just in case his date can read lips from
    40 feet away) "Just the pants." "What?" asks the Gap
    girl. "Just the pants!" (Eyes still trained on his
    date.) Gap girl: "Oh, OK."
    He pays for the pants and walks over to his date, then
    they leave the store. They board the train just before
    it leaves the station and find two seats in the middle of
    the car. Without sitting down, our hero excuses himself
    and walks to the bathroom in the back of the car. He
    gets to the bathroom as the train departs, and quickly
    rips off his pants and boxer shorts. He rolls them into
    a ball and throws them out the window. After cleaning
    himself off, he opens the Gap bag and pulls out...just
    the sweater.


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