Sas metaferw to teleytaio margaritari ths M$....
(to Viagra to kserete oloi, etsi ???? Edw exei eksafanistei - fhmes lene
gia kati epidromes apo kati podosfairistes me kitrina-prasina en opsei WC
[world cup etsi?] ...)
It seems that Bill Gates anticipated Viagra's success, but also one of
its drawbacks. With the childproof caps, you really need to be able to
follow directions to get it open.
To learn more about the problem, you need to be running Word 97 (or Word
98 if you're on a Mac). In Microsoft Word, follow these instructions:
1. Open a new document;
2. Type "Unable to follow directions" (without the quotes);
3. Highlight the entire sentence you just typed;
4. Click on Tools, then Thesaurus (or press shift-F7 as a shortcut).
NOTE: If you have Word, try it before reading the next part, as this will
spoil the surprise.
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It suggests "Unable to have an erection".
Zhtw h M$ !!!!!!
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