(nil): Joanna Katerelos (Joanna_Katerelos(@)bc.sympatico.ca)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 17 Ιουν 1998 - 04:57:21 EEST
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I really liked this one....
A Supposed True Finals Story
This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two
sophomores
who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of
the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the
final they had a solid 'A'.
These two friends were so confident going into the final that the
weekend before finals week, even though the Chem final was on
Monday,
they decided to go up to University of Virginia and party with some
friends up there. So they did this and had a great time.
However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day
Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, what they did was to find
Professor
Aldric after the final and explain to him why they missed the final.
They told him that they went up to UVA for the weekend, and had
planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire
on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a
long time and so were late getting back to campus.
Aldric thought this over and then agreed that they could make up the
final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved.
So they studied that night and went in the next day at the time Aldric
them a test booklet and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about
free radical formation and was worth 5 points. "Cool" they thought,
"this is going to be easy." They did that problem and then turned
the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next
page.
It said: (95 points) Which tire?
> Subject: Charlie Brown in the 90's
> >
> >Peanuts goes 90's (Appologies to Mr. Schultz)
> >
> >---------
> >A few years ago Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang made a new friend who
> >developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "Why me, Charlie
> Brown?"
> >
> >Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature
> >the gang dealing contemporary problems. Now that Charlie Brown is dealing
> >with important issues how about Peanuts specials for the 90's:
> >
> >We learn about VD in:
> > "IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
> >
> >Chuck & the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
> > "ITS BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!"
> >
> >Is Linus gay?
> > "ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
> >
> >See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
> > "NO MEANS NO CHARLIE BROWN!"
> >
> >Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
> > "IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"
> >
> >What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of
> >Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean"in:
> >
> > "GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT CHARLIE BROWN"
> >
> >Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social
> >security checks and boosting cars in :
> > "GO BLAME SOCIETY CHARLIE BROWN"
> >
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