(nil): Makis Apostolides (makisap(@)groovy.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 22 Ιουν 1998 - 15:33:29 EEST
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Genithika kai megalossa sto Dourgouti. Apo mikros i moni asxolia pou
eixa itan to Golf. Me tis oikonomies 3 minon agorasa apo to mpakaliko
tis geitonia ena mikro balaki tou golf. Me ena ksero kladaki pou vrika
sto dasos eftiaksa ena bastounaki gia na paizo. Etsi kathe apogeuma,
meta to sxoleio, eperna ta mikra mou synerga kai pigaina stin alana tis
geitonia gia na paikso. Mia mera opos tis alles pira ta synerga mou kai
piga gia to kathieromeno pleon paixnidi. Steino tin balitsa mou, tin
xtypao, kai i mpalitsa os dia mageias paei kai karfonete stin alana tou
apenanti dentrou.
"OX, TO KEFALI MOY" akouo mia foni."DEN EINAI DYNATON" skeftomai.Trexo
kai ti na do. Ena mikro kai aprostateyto batraxaki na exei pesei
anaisthito. To pira spiti mou kai to peripoihthika. Meta apo merikes
ores to batraxaki synilthe kai mou leei. "S'EYXARISTO,MOU ESOSES TI
ZOI.PES MOU MIA EPYTHIMIA SOU KAI THA GINEI PRAGMATIKOTITA"
"MIKRO MOU BATRAXAKI" tou leo, "EGO APO MIKROS THELO NA GINO NUMBER ONE
STO GOLF"."ENTAKSI" mou leei to batraxaxi "H EPYTHIMIA SOU THA GINEI
PRAGMATIKOTITA" kai -pouf- to batraxaki eksafanizete....
Meta apo 3 mines diorganothike ena topiko tournoua Golf.
Dourgouti,Ilioupoli,Pagrati klp. Pira meros. Fysika vgika protos. Mesa
sto koino pou parakolouthise tous agones itan kai enas kinigos talenton.
Me plisiase kai mou eipe. "ESY AKSIZEIS. THA SE BOITHISO NA PAS
MPROSTA". Pragmati me voithise. Se 3 xronia eimouna to noumero ENA se
olokliro to kosmo. Nea Yorki, Los Angeles, Parisi, Londino... pantou
eimouna to noymero ena.
Mia mera pou eimouna ksaplomenos sti sez-long pano sto kotero mou stin
akti Elefantostou thimithika ta paidika mou xronia sto Dourgouti kai
poly ta nostalgisa. Amesos boutiksa to idiotiko mou jet kai eftasa stin
Athina. I limouzina me perimene ekso apo to aerodromio. Piga sto patriko
mou spiti. Eixa anatrixiasei apo tin syginisi otan mpika sto plistario.
Brika ta prota mou synerga kai arxisan na me pernoun ta klamata. Evgala
tis araxnes apo tin mpalitsa mou kai piga stin alana tis geitonia. To
simeio pou ekana ta prota mou vimata. Estisa tin mpalitsa mou kai tin
xtypisa. Kai i mpalitsa os dia mageias paei kai karfonete stin koufala
toy apenanti dentrou.
"OX TO KEFALI MOY" akouo mia foni. "DEN EINAI DYNATON" skeftomai. Trexo
kai ti na do? To idio batraxaki pou me eixe boithisei!!!!!!
Eytixos to batraxaki itan mia xara giati i mpala to pire ksofaltsa.
"GEIA SOU" moy leei to batraxaki. "ME THUMASE?" "FYSIKA KAI SE THIMAMAI
MIKRO MOY BATRAXAKI" toy apantisa.
"I EPITHIMIA SOY EGINE PRAGMATIKOTITA FILE MOY, ALLA TORA EINAI ORA NA
PRAGMATOPOIHSEIS KAI TIN DIKIA MOU EPYTHIMIA".
Xaroumenos tou leo :" MIKRO MOY BATRAXAKI THA KANO OTI MOY
ZITISEIS,ALOSTE EIMAI PAMPLOUTOS PLEON".
"DEN EXEI NA KANEI ME XRHMATA AYTO POY THELO FILE MOY" mou leei to
batraxaki.
"PES MOY BATRAXAKI MOY TI THELEIS" toy apantisa.
"THELO NA ME GAMISEIS" mou eipe to batraxaki kai entromos tou apantisa
"MIKRO MOY BATRAXAKI, AYTO POU LES EINAI ANITHIKO. DEN GINETE KAI TO
KSEREIS."
kai tote to batraxaki ataraxo mou leei "AKOU TI FONI TIS SYNEIDISIS SOU
KAI KANE AYTO POU SOY LEEI" .
... etsi einai. I foni tis syneidisis moy, moy elege oti prepei na to
kano.
"ENTAKSI MIKRO MOY BATRAXAKI, THA TO KANO AFOY AYTO SE IKANOPOIEI."
skybo loipon pano apo to batraxaki, kai arxizo na to pidao.Kai ekeini
tin ora, tin ora pou to pidousa, to batraxaki kanei ena POUF kai
metamorfonete se ena kataksantho agoraki 9 eton.!!!!!!!!!!
"KYRIOI DIKASTES,KYRIOI ENORKOI, AYTH EINAI I ALITHEIA KAI OXI AYTA POY
ISXIRIZETE O PATERAS TOY PAIDIOY!!!"
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