(nil): Charalampos Gikas (hargikas(@)athina.edu.uch.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 16 Ιουλ 1998 - 16:12:50 EEST
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Gikas Harry #900 wrote:
>
> Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
> COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key When Ready
> Buy a Pentium II 686/400 so you can reboot faster.
> 2 + 2 = 5 for extrememly large values of 2.
> Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
> Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
> My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
> <----------------The information went data way-----------
> Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
> The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
> BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
> BUFFERS=40 FILES=70 4th quarter, 2nd down, 5 yards to go!
> Access denied. Nyaah n-nyaah n-nyaah nyaah!
> Bad Command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
> Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
> Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"?
> As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
> Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
> Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
> ... File not found. Shall I fake it? (Y/N)
> Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
> CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington, D.C.? (Y/N)
> 11th commandemnt - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's 400 MHz PC.
> Hidden DOS Secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
> Who Is General Failure & Why Is He Reading My Disk?
> Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
> RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
> Shell to DOS ... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS ...
> All computers wait at the same speed.
> Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
> Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
> Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
> Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue ...
> ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
> E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
> All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
> "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
> Press any key ... No, no, no! NOT THAT ONE! AAARRGH!!
> ..... zzzzzzbbboooouuuffffff.......
> /earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can
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