Gikas Harry #900 wrote:
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key When Ready
Buy a Pentium II 686/400 so you can reboot faster.
2 + 2 = 5 for extrememly large values of 2.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
BUFFERS=40 FILES=70 4th quarter, 2nd down, 5 yards to go!
Access denied. Nyaah n-nyaah n-nyaah nyaah!
Bad Command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"?
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
... File not found. Shall I fake it? (Y/N)
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington, D.C.? (Y/N)
11th commandemnt - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's 400 MHz PC.
Hidden DOS Secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Who Is General Failure & Why Is He Reading My Disk?
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Shell to DOS ... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS ...
All computers wait at the same speed.
Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue ...
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
Press any key ... No, no, no! NOT THAT ONE! AAARRGH!!
..... zzzzzzbbboooouuuffffff.......
/earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can
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