A duck walks into a bar and asks 'got any crackers?'

The bartender says 'no.'

Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, 'got any crackers?'

The bartender says no. Duck walks out.

Duck walks in the next day and asks, 'got any crackers?'

The bartender says, 'I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and

if you ask that one more time I'll nail your beak shut!' Duck walks out.

Duck comes back the next day and asks, 'got any nails?' The bartender says

'no.'

So the Duck says 'Good. Got any crackers?'

Vasilis Spathis

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