1.) Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of
stress, I keep
losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid bastard!!!!!
2.) Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd
like you to tell
me if you find it unusual.
Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I'll have you examined.
Doctor (shouting): What a giant pussy!! What a giant pussy!!
Woman (angry): Did you have to say it twice?!?
Doctor: I didn't.
3.) Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have
an orgasm.
Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it?
Patient (with a grin): Black pepper!
4.) !"An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my
sex drive
lowered."
The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive
_lowered_??"
To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED
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