Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Greek, were condemned
to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right
to have a final meal before the execution.
They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. "Give me some
good French wine and French bread," he requested. So they gave
it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.
Next it was the Italian's turn. "Give me a big plate
of pasta," said the Italian. So they brought it to him, he ate
it, and then they executed him.
Now it was the Greek's turn. "I want a big bowl of strawberries, "
said the Greek.
"Strawberries!!! They aren't even in season!"
"So, I'll wait..."
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