Bill Clinton & Al Gore are standing on the deck of the Titanic when it

starts sinking. As the boat goes down, the captain runs by, screaming,

"Only 10 minutes before we go under! Save the women and children! Women and

children to the lifeboats!" Al Gore, thinking of his future political

career, gets upset and yells, "FUCK the women and children!" Clinton checks

his watch and says, "Have we got time for that?"