(nil): Jack Canettis (jackc(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 21 Νοε 1998 - 18:32:06 EET
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and
a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours
later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I
observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is
approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all
powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I
suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?".
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you dickhead. Some
bastard has stolen our tent."
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