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Θέμα: Embarrassing

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Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 03 Δεκ 1998 - 00:54:14 CET

In Melbourne, Florida. one of the radio stations paid money $100-$500)
for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the
winner $300.....

"I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist then
early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been
rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone
off to work and school and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his
office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing
gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front
of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I
threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a
few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in
Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a
little surprised when he said: "My...we HAVE taken a little extra effort
this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond. The appointment over,
I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went
normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that
evening my 14-year-old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when
she called down from the bathroom, "Mom -where's my washcloth?" I called
back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No - I
need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and
sparkles in it."

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