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Θέμα: For those writting a thesis

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Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 06 Δεκ 1998 - 21:11:00 EET

For those writting a thesis

A Rabbit's Thesis

SCENE: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting
        outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.

        Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

FOX: "What are you working on?"

RABBIT: "My thesis."

FOX: "Hmm. What's it about?"

RABBIT: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
        (incredulous pause)

FOX: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat

RABBIT: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."

        They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few
        minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and
        resumes typing.

        Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking

WOLF: "What's that you're writing?"

RABBIT: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
        (loud guffaws)

WOLF: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

RABBIT: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

        The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the
rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to

SCENE: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile of
        fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the
other side of the room a huge lion is belching and picking his

        (The End)

MORAL: It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject.
        It doesn't matter what you use for data.
        What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.

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