Lepon, elipa apo tin lista gia kaposo kero, kai den sas efxithika. Xronia

polla, kalles giortes kai ola ta sxetika!

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Santa's Best Pick Up Lines

I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the

small talk, sister!

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Some of my best toys run on batteries... *wink wink*

I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any

underwear, do you?

Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty"

list!

Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey.  I'm just glad to

see you!

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