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Θέμα: The Most Venamous Snake in The World

(nil): Theodore Abazis (ta(@)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 26 Φεβ 1999 - 19:08:54 EET

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)

LOCATION: Throughout the world

DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fangless, with a highly
venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches,
depending on its mood and subspecies.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks, mainly women, in the lower front abdomen,
resulting in an inconspicuous bump.
Then, a severe swelling, followed by excruciating pain after nine
months. The attack is not usually fatal. However,
it has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, which may
result in an incurable disease and possible death.

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the
most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once
the venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure
complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

TORNIQUET: Do not apply a torniquet, as the venom is too deep in the
body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective
as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but
so far has not been reported to have led to any success.

1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck
of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.

2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.

3.This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start

4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the
milker and the last time the snake attacked. 5. Once milked, the snake
should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is
not necessarily a vermin and treated with the right respect, makes a
wonderful pet.


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