(nil): TOULOUMTZOGLOU Apostolos-Athanassios (touloua5(@)etu.unige.ch)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 03 Μαρ 1999 - 12:43:14 EET
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-Giati o Clinton den krywnei pote sta podia;
-Giati exei panta katebasmena ta pantelonia, fysika!
-- 3 magkes pane stis portes toy paradeisoy. Ekei ginetai h klassikh eksetash, o Agios Petros toys rwtaei poses fores exoyn apathsei th gynaika toys... Leei o prwtos: -Xmmm, toylaxiston 10 xiliades fores! -(koynaei to kefali o agios Petros) Ok, pare ayta ta patinia kai traba gia boltes ston paradeiso. O deyteros: -E, 1000 fores... -(ksanakoynaei to kefali) Ok, pare ayto to mhxanaki kai traba gia boltes ston paradeiso. O tritos: -Egw den thn apathsa pote! -A, sygxarhthria megale, eisai kai o prwtos, pare ayth th Ferrari (prepei na htan 355 F1 berlinetta, ayth me to wraio to sazman) kai traba gia boltes ston paradeiso. Meta apo merikes hmeres synantwntai oi 3 filoi kai aytos me th Ferrari einai mes' sta klammata! -Ti egine re megale, oloklhrh Ferrari F1 kai klais; Eisai kala; -Ti kala, poy eida th gynaika moy ksypolhth na boltarei... -- Enas allos paei kat' eyueian sthn kolash (mh me rwthsete poses fores eixa apathsei th gynaika toy). O satanas gnwstos symferontologos toy proteinei: -Megale megale, exeis 2 portes. Dialekse kai empa! Anoigei thn prwth porta kai blepei antres kai gynaikes boythgmenoi sta skata (eee, ti na kanoyme, etsi einai ayta ta pramata) mexri to laimo! Wre gmt, katse n'anoiksoyme kai th deyterh porta! Ekei blepei pali to idio skhniko men alla boythgmenoi mexri ta mpoytia kai ta atoma na bastane kafedes. Xmmm, skeftetai, edw einai kalytera ta pramata. Pairnei ena kafe kai mpainei sth deyterh porta. Bgainei ekeinh thn wra o satanas kai leei: Entaksei magkes, terma to dialleima kai oi kafedes, katw ta kefalia twra!! -- Enas typos einai sthn erhmo kai klassika exei korakiasei sth dipsa. Phgainei gonatistos me tis teleytaies toy dynameis ekei psaxnontas mpas kai. Erxetai se kapoia fash enas bedoyinos: -Geia soy mparmpa, exw kales grabates, poly omorfes grabates! -Plaka mas kaneis re sy mastora egw dipsaw para poly, NERO, exeis, se parakalw; -Oxi, nero oxi, alla grabates exw poly omorfes! Kai fysika o bedoyinos thn kanei lamogia. Ksafnika parakatw o kakomoiros blepei ena megalo ksenodoxeio! Pwre xares kai kako, trexei ekei na zhthsei nero, omws o portierhs ton stamata! -Sorry kyrios alla edw den mpainoyme xwris grabata! -- Enas ploysios exei th gynaika toy (kopelara fysika) eggyo. Skeftetai etsi genikws gia ta pragmata ths fyshs kai leei sto ueo: -Einai omws adikia, Uee moy, na menei eggyos h gynaika apo th mia kai na ypoferei kai gia th genna apo thn allh! Ua eprepe o pateras na ypomenei toys ponoys anth gia aythn, ua htan pio iso. -Xmmm, ua pragmatopoihsw thn eyxh soy, meine hsyxos megale! Wraia, erxetai h hmera ths gennas, ksekinan oi diadikasies, ola pane cool. -Ma den ponas agaph moy; -Oxi, allo prama soy lew, oyte ponos oyte tipota! -Kai egw giati den aisuanomai tipota re gmt; Eksw akoygontai omws kati krayges kai kati bogghta... Trexei eksw o poysios kai ti na dei; Ton odhgo na exei pesei katw kai na petaei aytos ta bogghta! -- Geia, na eiste kala! -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In your free time: http://etudiants.unige.ch/touloua5.htm (European) or: http://uni2a.unige.ch/~touloua5 (American mirror) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ______________________________________________________________________ Joke of the Day ... Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων Πληροφορίες --> https://anekdota.duckdns.org/jokes_list.html ______________________________________________________________________
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