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(nil): Efi Athanassakou (eathan(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 23 Μαρ 1999 - 10:34:38 EET

Δεν νομίζω οτι υπάρχει σύγκριση σ' αυτά που έγραψε η leda και στα άλλα ...

>> Σίγουρα οι δηλώσεις της leda έχουν την γοητεία τους απο την γυναικεία
>> πλευρά.. καθώς επίσης και οι δηλώσεις του παιδιού απο τον Πουλιάδη την
>> δική τους απο την ανδρική πλευρά.

Στα υπόλοιπα συμφωνώ

>> Αλλα παιδιά δεν μπορούμε να ζήσουμε χωρίς τις γυναίκες καθώς και γυναίκες
>> χωρίς εμάς.

Και επειδή οι κανόνες το απαιτούν, ένα ανέκδοτο

> All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine
> months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when
> cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby
> instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells
> necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from
> cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown
> that these cells are removed from the communications center of
> the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual
> organs.
> If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards,
> this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak. And some
> of their cards are in their shorts. This difference between the male and
> female brain manifests itself in various ways.
> Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.
> Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over
> their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think about doing
> things before taking any action. Little boys will just punch or kick
> something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just
> punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other
> way.
> This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when
> the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After
> puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the
> center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads.
> Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain
> cells reside. Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to
> man. In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are
> left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull,
> sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Republicans."
> Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
> referred to as "Democrats." A small number of men suffer massive brain
> cell migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to as
> "Mr. President."


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