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Θέμα: black humour

(nil): H(@)ido Drakou (H(@)ido)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 31 Μαρ 1999 - 15:13:05 EEST

Sorry για τα Αγγλικά, αλλά μεταφρασμένο χάνει...

Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed
to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent

for. Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said
he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him
and Clem looked and said "Nope, ain't Clyde."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Zeke to
identify the body and Zeke took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt
real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked

and said "No, it ain't Clyde."
The mortician asked "How can you tell?"
Zeke said "Well, Clyde had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in
knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say
comes Clyde with them two assholes!"



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