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(nil): Belesis John (belesisj(@)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 01 Απρ 1999 - 01:53:23 EEST

 A fierce tribe captured a Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Greek.
The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that
we've caught you, we're going to kill you and then use your skins to
build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some
The Frenchman says, "Vive La France" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him
a pistol. The Englishman points it at his head, says "God Save The
Queen," and blows his brains out.
The Greek says, "Gimme a fork palio indiane." The chief is puzzled, but
shrugs and gives him a fork. The Greek takes the fork and
starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the sides, the chest,
There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible.
The chief is horrified, and screams, "What are you doing???"
the Greek looks at the chief and says, "So much for your
freakin canoe, you fucken malaka."


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