(nil): Jack Canettis (jackc(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 12 Απρ 1999 - 12:19:41 EEST
Μετά από (άλλη μία) ήττα της Ferrari στο πρωτάθλημα F1, λεω να γλυκάνω λίγο
τον πόνο των Φερραρόφιλων με αυτό το (αγγλικό αλλά καλό) ανέκδοτο:
A priest is driving quietly his small Yugo car, but he mistakenly makes a
wrong manouver and gets into an accident with a guy driving a Ferrari. Both
cars are totally demolished but amazingly no one is hurt. After they crawl
out of their cars, the guy with the Ferrari is berzerk yelling that he will
take the priest to the court. However, the priest looks at him peacefully
and says with a calm voice: "Just look at our cars, my son. There's nothing
left, but we are totally unhurt. This is a powerful sign from God. God must
have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the
rest of our days.". The other guy calms down and replies: "I agree with you,
father. This must be a sign from God. Forgive me for being rude to you."
The priest continues: "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of Chivas Regal whiskey remained
completely safe. Surely God wants us to drink this spirit and celebrate our
good fortune and friendship.". The guy agrees, takes the bottle and gets
some big swigs before handing it back to the priest. The priest takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the guy.
The guy asks, "Aren't you having any sip, yourself?"
The priest replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."
JACK (McLaren) CANETTIS
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