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Θέμα: Τι συμβαίνει σε ένα newsgroup...

(nil): Tarka Maciej (tarka(@)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 06 Μαΐ 1999 - 11:02:29 EEST

Το παρακάτω θα θυμίσει κάτι στους παρατηρητικούς. Sorry για
τα αγγλικά αλλά δεν προλάβαινα να το μεταφράσω...

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
        to change a light bulb?

A: 1,331:
       1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail
         list that the light bulb has been changed
      14 to share similar experiences of changing light
         bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
         changed differently.
       7 to caution about the dangers of changing light
      27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
         changing light bulbs.
      53 to flame the spell checkers
     156 to write to the list administrator complaining about
         the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness
         to this mail list.
      41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
     109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and
         to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
     203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,
         alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing
         light bulbs be stopped.
     111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we
         are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts
         **are** relevant to this mail list.
     306 to debate which method of changing light
         bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light
         bulbs,what brand of light bulbs work best for this
         technique, and what brands are faulty.
      27 to post URLs where one can see examples of
         different light bulbs
      14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and
         to post corrected URLs.
       3 to post about links they found from the URLs that
         are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs
         relevant to this list.
      33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote
         them including all headers and footers, and then
         add "Me Too."
      12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing
         because they cannot handle the light bulb
      19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
       4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
       1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
      47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion
         was meant for, leave it there.
     143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

Λοιπόν παιδιά, σας θυμίζει τίποτα;


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