(nil): Alexis Mitsikas (kiano(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 03 Ιουν 1999 - 22:09:41 EEST
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Mias kai piasame sizitisi peri orxewn ...
OI ELLHNES TA EXOUN MEYALYTEPA AP' OLON TON YPOLOIPO GNOSTO KOSMO.
SE PEISMA THS MIZEPIAS, KAI TWN THEWRIWN PEPI FLEPEMATOS THS FYLHS
O Ellhvikos stratos fhmizetai yia polla praymata: th sklhrh ekpaideush, ta
vusmata, tis 4*4 kopaves, ta kapsovia, tis hardcore ereuves tou. O avtpas
pali fhmizetai yia duo praymata: av to eva eivai h kolovia tou, to allo
dev mporei para va eivai - duo se eva - ta arxidia tou. Orkoi kai apeiles
yivovtai ev ovomati autou tou ierou sumvolou varvatilas. Oso yia th
metrnsn tous, auto eivai mia akoma skoteivn - povemevn upo0esn yia avtres
kleismevous se toualetes, apodutiria kai loipa arsevika katafuyia. Wstoso,
n teleutaia apokalupsn pou eyive yurw apo to 0ema auto, sto 401 Yeviko
Nosokomeio Stratou, kseperase tis filodoksies akomn akomn kai twv pio
aisiodokswv. Nai, oi Ellhves ta exouv meyalutera ap'olov tov upoloipo
yvosto kosmo.
To Mnxavnma Ta 'Ftuse
H epistnmn snkwnei ta podia psnla - ereuva vtokoumevto eyive se 6 kevtra
ekpaideusns, se 1000 veosulektous kai paizei avamesa sto skavdalo kai tov
mu0o twv Greek lovers. Oi proikismevoi Ellnves stratiwtes evyalav vok aout
akoma kai to pravter. To movadiko oryavo me to opoio yivetai die0vws kai
me mavia, n metrnsn opxewv, mplokare stn 0ea twv terastiwv ellhvikwv orxewv.
H telikn metrnsn, pou isws kai va allaksei tn yewyrafia twv orxewv, evyale
meso opo 6,09 cm, otav n meyalutern diametros tou orxidometrou pravter
ayyizei meta vias ta 4,5 cm. Arketa yia Eurwpaious kai loipous - kai kala-
Lativous erastes, alla psilopraymata yia tous metroumevous psarakes.
Yiatre, To XL Me Steveuei
O yiatros Lampros Papavdreou, evas apo tous 4 yiatrous pou praymatopoinsav
tn sxetikn ereuva sto 401, vre0nke pro ekplnksewv. "Otav pnrame to
orxidometro kai arxisame va metrame tous veosullektous favtarous,
diapistovoume oti eivai axpnsto, yiati to mikrotero meye0os pou metrnsame
stous Ellhves, ntav apo ta meyalutera tou orxidometrou. To yeyovos auto
mas ekave tromern evtupwsn kai telika xrnsimopoinsame to dekametro. Yia
tov loyo auto dev mporesame va suykrivoume me tis idies movades tn dikn
mas ereuva me avtistoixes stnv allodapn". Mia pi0avn epistnmovikh eksnynsn
twv peiramatikwv apotelesmatwv rixvei tnv ektos twv allwv - fwvn, muiko
susthma - kai tnv avaptuksn twv yevvhtikwv oryavwv. Evw, loipon stous
eurwpaous n testosterovn paizei metaksu 600 kai 700 mg/dl - kala oi
Yiapovezoi me 590 mg/dl dev paizovtai - n mesn ellnvikn timn tns ftavei
sta 985 mg/dl - pare va 'xeis [1].
H Lusn Yia Ta Skopia
Oln pavtws autn n treln apokalupsn provlepetai va allaksei kai to mellon
tou ellhvikou e0vous sto ekswteriko. Yia paradeiyma, av o OHE kai n EOK
0elouv praymatika va eivai dikaioi sto problnma tns avaynwrisns tou
kratidiou twv Skopiwv, as proxwrisouv se avtistoixes metrnseis ki as
suykrivouv ta apotelesmata. Alwste, kai to va eisai praymatikos Makedovas,
0elei kapoia arxidia. Mexri pavtws tn dimosieusn twv ereuvitikwv
sumperasmatwv tns epistimovikns omadas tou 401 - pi0avos yevikos titlos
"Arxidi apo tov topo sou" - autes oi prwtes plhrofories arkouv yia va
dikaioloyhsouv toso ta "Greek do it better" vtesou tou kalokairivou
tourismou oso kaitov au0evtiko ellhniko tsampouka. Ektos pia ki av
prokeitai yia plavn kai apla twv veovsullektwv pou tous ta eixav
prnksei sta kevtra Ekpaideusns.
[1] Kapaki erxetai edw i ereuna tou Cosmopolitan:
Oi Ellhnides protimoyn na kanoyn erwta thn hmera, oi Aystralezes
kanoyn erwta me to prwto toys ranteboy, oi Tsexes to apolambanoyn
perissotero, oi Rwsides kanoyn kaqhmerina kai oi Gallides einai oi pio
pistes. Ayta einai ta apotelesmata ereynas gia ton erwta, poy ekane to
periodiko ``Kosmopolitan`` kai ta porismata ths dhmosieyqhkan sthn
prwth selida ths efhmeridas ths Melboyrnhs ``The Age``. Symfwna me to
dhmosieyma oi Ellhnides kanoyn diplasies fores erwta thn hmera apo to
pagkosmio pososto, enw oi Giapwnezes kanoyn treis fores to mhna h kai
ligotero!
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