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Θέμα: Guide to easy Greek!!!

(nil): Georgina Tsioutsiouli (gtsi(@)gdb.com.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 11 Ιουν 1999 - 13:10:28 EEST

> Kalhmera kai Kalo Savvatokyriako se olous.
>
> Zhtw prokatabolika sygnwmh gia ta Greeklish kai gia to aggliko keimeno
> alla den ginotan alliws...
> Allwste to kalokairaki einai edw kai me ti (meiwmenh fetos) syrroh
> touristwn tha prepei na eimaste se
> thesh na milisoume mazi tous aptaistws...
>
> Georgina
> ================
>
> Welcome to 'The 45H Kelvinhaugh Guide to Easy Greek!'
> (like: learn my child letters - Mathe paidi mou grammata)
>
> * Are you working me?
> * You changed my lights
> * I | He/She/It | We |You | They did her from hand
> * Welcome my eyes the two
> * Fart me a stonewall!
> * Better five and in hand than ten and waiting
> * Better donkey-bonding than donkey-searching
> * It says!
> * I've played them!
> * I made her lottery!
> * I stayed bone!
> * I saw the Christ soldier.
> * It happened the come to see.
> * Like the unfair curse.
> * Something's running down to the gypsies.
> * It didn't sit on us.
> * He gives her to me.
> * It brakes her to me.
> * You owe me your horns.
> * Who pays the bride.
> * I don't know what is being done to me.
> * I don't know Christ.
> * He doesn't understand Christ.
> * Your mind and a pound and the painter's brush.
> * I came out of my clothes.
> * The University labs | Tube station | Tesco are at Devil's
> mother.
> * It rains chair legs.
> * Hairs curly.
> * I don't have face to come out in society.
> * How from here morning morning?
> * I don't know my blindness.
> * I see it pale.
> * This is dewatered!
> * You are for the festivals.
> * I | He/She/It | We |You | They don't chew.
> * Does the goat chew taramas?
> * Slow the cabbages!
> * Catch the egg and mow it.
> * Are we gluing coffee pots?
> * Marrows drums!
> * Marrows with the origan.
> * I made them salad - I made them sea.
> * We became robes - Robe unbuttoned!
> * I have spit them.
> * He ate bunch.
> * I throw you to the ears.
> * Shit high and gaze!
> * Milk rabbits and mow turtles.
> * Holy Mary's eyes.
> * I take them to the skull.
> * Whatever you remember you are glad.
> * Are you asking and the change from over?
> * Glass!
> * We drank him.
> * We confused our thighs.
> * He farted me.
> * Whore's bar.
> * Of the gay.
> * She's taking him.
> * The bad your weather!
> * With this side to sleep.
> * Your eye the crosseyed!
> * I am dogbored.
> * We did black eyes to see you
> * Like the snooooows!
> * He made us the three two.
> * I took my three.
> * You are a shopping.
> * Shit and fromshit.
> * At the end they shave the groom.
> * Sunday short feast.
> * To say the figs figs and the tub tub!
> * You reckon without the hotel owner.
> * The madness doesn't go to the mountains.
> * Better your eye goes out than the name.
> * Will I take out the snake from the hole?
> * He sleeps with the hens.
> * He stuck me to the wall.
> * I'm sitting on ignited coals.
> * From here go and the others.
> * You will eat wood.
> * They returned me the entrails.
> * He sat me on the neck.
> * I balded! - You balded me!
> * If ... [e.g. ARIS wins OSFP] ... pierce my nose!
> * You ate my ears.
> * Has the weather turnings.
> * I | He/She/It | We |You | They do(es) the duck.
> * He does the dead bug.
>

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