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(nil): nikos androulis (nikosand(@)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 18 Ιουν 1999 - 20:20:19 EEST

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
night, in search of a glass of water.
Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his
folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims
"Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy,
relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and
seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on
and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and
gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part
where the milkman and me usually get bucked off...

When I was in high school, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.
In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.
At uni, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I
needed a girl with some stability.
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited
about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed
from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was
rectionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
After uni, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so
ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with big tits.



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