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Θέμα: RE: Pws na kanete ta koritsia na katalaboyn!

(nil): Akis Sklavounakis (Akis.Sklavounakis(@)NTL.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 02 Ιουλ 1999 - 19:30:56 EEST

Kai kala egw, na douleuw, na mhn phgainw paralia, na grafw e-mails kai na
anamenw tis diakopes...eimai kai 4000 milia makria apo thn A8hna se
eu8eia...
ESEIS BRE ALLH DOULEIA DEN EXETE APO TO NA ERWTOAPANTATE SE MAILING LISTS!!!
Pisteua oti h lista einai gia anekdota...
GET A LIFE!!!
Panta eixa mia aporia pws einai oi gunaikes pou 3odeuoun polu wra sto
Internet...mallon xalia...
Ampelofilosofies kalokairiatika den xwrane. Ta eswpsixa sas stous filous
sas...vare8hka na svhnw asxeta e-mails...

Euxaristw pou me akousate...

Kai gia na eimai legit (kai den 8elw malakies tupou 'ta anekdota sta Agglika
einai krua'...ma8ete Agglika kai to 3anasuzhtame...):

The Real Man Test

Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these
questions. Knowing this, women will have come far in
understanding men and enriching their own lives if they
carefully review the "C" answers.

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit
the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter.
As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present
you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device
that is capable of curing all disease, providing an
infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and
poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and
violence all over the entire Earth.

You decide to:

A. Present it to the President of the United States.

B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United
Nations.

C. Take it apart.

2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your
youthful life do you miss the most?

A. Innocence.

B. Idealism.

C. Cherry bombs.

3. When is it okay to kiss another male?

A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection
without regard for narrow-minded social conventions.

B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)

C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and
this is the only really sportsman-like way to let him
know that, for business reasons, you have to have him
killed.

4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:

A. A cat.

B. A dog.

C. A dog that eats cats.

5. You have been seeing a woman for several years.
She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy
being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two
of you are taking it easy. You're watching a football
game; she's reading the papers when she suddenly, out
of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she
really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the
uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is
going. She says she's not asking whether you want to
get married; only whether you believe that you have
some kind of future together. What do you say?

A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a
future, but you don't want to rush it.

B. That although you also have strong feelings for her,
you can not honestly say that you'll be ready anytime
soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don't want
to hurt her by holding out false hope.

C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw
play on third and seventeen.

6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a
woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with
her, sharing the joys and the sorrows the world has to
offer, come what may. How do you tell her?

A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after
dinner.

B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you
say her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea
breeze blowing through her hair and the stars in her
eyes, you tell her.

C. Tell her what?

7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill
and asks you to get your three children ready for
school. Your first question to her is:

A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"

B. "They're in school already?"

C. "There are three of them?"

8. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran
underwear?

A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and
developed new holes so large that you're not sure which
ones were originally intended for your legs.

B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear
molecules and has to be handled with tweezers.

C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A
real guy checks the garbage regularly in case somebody
and we are not naming names, but this would be his wife
is quietly trying to discard his underwear (which she
is frankly jealous of because the guy seems to have a
more intimate relationship with it than with her).

9. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable
explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites
all over the place for forty years before they finally
got to the Promised Land?

A. He was being tested.

B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised
Land when they finally got there.

C. He refused to ask for directions.

10. What is the human race's single greatest
achievement?

A. Democracy.

B. Religion.

C. Remote control.

----- Original Message -----
From: leda <electra(@)the.forthnet.gr>
To: Joke of the Day ... <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
Sent: Friday, July 02, 1999 12:48 PM
Subject: JotD... Pws na kanete ta koritsia na katalaboyn!

>
> Hmoyn etoimh na kanw mia megalh megalh lista, alla olo "kakies" moy
> ebgainan, kai gi' ayto eipa, ws palioterh, isws kai ws megalyterh (xe xe)
> sth lista, na balw ta pragmata sth 8esh toys . . .
>
> Ase poy eipw8hkan ejairetikes alh8eies . . .
>
> lhda

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