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Θέμα: Drosia to kalokairi

(nil): Theodore Abazis (ta(@)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 09 Αυγ 1999 - 18:22:11 EEST

Re listarxe, den ftiaxneis mia apokleistikh lista gia thn Nogueira kai ton
Farsarh na thn episkeftontai osoi zestainontai poly kai na mporei na
xrhsimopoihthei kai san reference (apotreptikh).

Kai ena anekdoto gia tous typous

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the
strongest man around that they offered a standing £1000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into
a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.)
but nobody could do it.

One day a scrawny little man came in,
wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit,
and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK,
grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.
Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man
clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the £1000,
and asked the little man,"What do you do for a living?
Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"
The man replied," I work for the Inland Revenue"


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