(nil): Apostolos-Athanasios Touloumtzoglou (apostolis(@)mail.ilf.ch)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 15 Αυγ 1999 - 20:25:57 EEST
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Geia xara! Elega na topouethuw kai egw me to koyloybaxato poy egine me aytoys poy to perasan irc edw mesa, alla ase den aksizei o kopos. Aytoi poy eprepe na ta akoysoyn (eite sygxarhthria gia kala anekdota eite to antiueto gia mh-anekdota) ta elaban me personal email. Pame sta anekdota ntoygroy loipon:
-Giati oi ksanuies den kanoyn pote pagakia;
-Den mporoyn pote na uymhuoyn thn syntagh!
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Einai enas typos kalesmenos se geyma apo ena zeygari 50 etwn poy giortazei thn epeteio toy.
(Den teleiwse re akoma) Meta apo to geyma kai toys kafedes klp klp, rwtaei o kalesmenos ton noikokryrh:
-Re megale exw pauei plaka! Meta apo 25 xronia gamoy synexizeis na fwnazeis th gynaika soy: "agaph moy", "koykla moy" kai de symmazeyetai; Eisai kai o prwtos!
-Xmmm, na soy pw thn alhueia... Exw ksexasei to mikro ths onoma!
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Enas epixeirhmatias (mh me piasei kaneis twra kai na moy pei na sygkentrwuoyme thn erxomenh ebdomada me epixeirhmaties, ok;) einai sta teleytaia toy kai brisketai konta toy o synetairos. Ksafnika kanei sto deytero na eruei pio konta gia na toy pei kati me tis teleytaies dynameis toy:
-Uelw na eleyuerwsw thn syneidhsh moy prin peuanw, akoy loipon: To elleima sto tameio prin 5 xronia egw to ekana, h dhuen pyrakagia egw, h kloph perysi egw, kai edw poy ftasame... o gkomenos ths gynaikas soy, egw!
-Mh fobasai, ua se sygxwresei o Ueos. To dhlhthrio sto poto soy, egw.
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Einai enas typos apo aytoys poy kratane mia koykla sto xeri kai kala kanoyn dialogo me thn koykla xwris na fainetai oti anoigokleinoyn ta xeilia (ola ayta giati den kserw pws legetai ayto to show).
Loipon, kanei o typos sthn koykla toy:
-Loipon, ti ua mas dihghueis shmera na gelasoyme pali;
-Ua sas pw mia istoria me pontioys...
Enas typos sto koino shkwnetai kai leei:
-Re mastora mas exeis prhksei me toys pontioys, oxi pws eimai pontios dhladh!
-Hremia kyrios, plaka kanoyme, ueama paragoyme...
-De milhsa se sena re blaka, sto mirko milhsa!
[Twra ayth h istoria na zhtame syggnwmh apo toys pontioys, to exw ksanapei edw sth lista mias kai exw ueio pontio, den toys noiazei kauoloy! Ta kalytera pontiaka moy ta leei o idios o ueios moy kai moy exei pei oti ta pio polla ta bgazoyn oi idioi oi pontioi!]
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Mia gria anebainei sto lewforeio kai klassika einai tigka kai klassika psaxnei gia uesh (poios den exei breuei se tetoia katastash eite ws neos eite ws geros;).
Kauetai oruia dipla apo 2 neoys kauistoys poy oyte poy toys pernaei apo to myalo na dwsoyn th uesh toys. Etsi arxizei kai xtypaei to patwma me th magkoyra ths dynata TOK TOK TOK TOK!
O enas neos apo toys 2 ta pairnei kai ths leei:
-An bazate ena lastixenio kapaki katw apo th magkoyra sas, ua kanate ligotero uorybo, despoinis! (ayto twra giati ti ebala;)
-Kai an o pateras soy eixe balei lastixenio kapaki, ayth h uesh ua htan adeia twra!
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-Poio einai to akron awton (to skotwsa;) ths kshrasias;
-Na bgazei h agelada gala se skonh!
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Paei o Pontios (den einai anagkh omws na einai pontios) stis dhmosies toyaletes (ayto kai an einai anekdoto). H toyaletta gia texnikoys logoys htan kanonikh, oxi oruia.
Mprosta toy, piato mia afisa me to gymno gynaikeio swma ths Pamelas apo to VIP (einai kai ths epoxhs) kapws etsi:
Sto kefali dipla einai grammena me poly megala: "KEFALI".
Pio katw, me mikrotera grammata "STHUH" (me silikonh men, sthuh de).
Pali parakatw me akomh pio mikra plhsiazei o pontios kai diabazei: "AFALOS".
Kai akomh parakatw (opoios exase to dromo as rwthsei dhmosia poy eimaste) me grammatakia psires exei eruei kollhtos sthn afisa kai isa poy katafernei na diabazei: "KRATA TIS APOSTASEIS, KATOYRAS AP'OKSW!"
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To xartomoytro leei sth gynaika toy:
-Gynaika, paketarize na pareis dromo apo edw mesa!
-E;
-Stoiximatisa esena kai ta exasa paidaki moy, pws to lene;
-Kala re mastora, afoy esy de xaneis pote, ti synebh twra;
-E, na... ekleba!
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Geia xara, xronia polla gia shmera kai mprabo se aytoys poy para to mpaxalo den apouarrynontai na stelnoyn kala anekdota! Ta sebh moy.
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