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(nil): Johnnie Georgopoulos (johnnie(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 18 Αυγ 1999 - 17:55:40 EEST

well, egw thn pathsa (opws kai OLOIIII oi alloi!)


Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who
had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who
were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis;
that she have an abortion?

Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and
your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologers. He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice,sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks aquart of whisky every

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any
extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

scroll down for the answer.

Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

kai gia thn antigrafh,
Johnnie G.


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