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(nil): Apostolos Georgakis (apostolos(@)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 19 Αυγ 1999 - 13:21:21 EEST


sorry gia to greeklish (den einai diko mou to diabasa se newsgroup)

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
     the autopsy?
A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law

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