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Ημερομηνία: Τετ 06 Οκτ 1999 - 23:38:47 EEST

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----- Original Message -----
From: Adair Templin <buldogz(@)execpc.com>
To: <bongeo(@)globaldialog.com>; Julie dorsey <dogphotographer(@)ameritech.net>;
<ladyStepn(@)aol.com>; MYRIAD <myriad(@)nor.com.au>; Wanda Pooley
<albasenj(@)wwa.com>; Buffalo Gal <thefarm(@)nstar.net>; Joan Goetz
<puppsproducts(@)execpc.com>; anastasios papargiriou <taso(@)tampabay.rr.com>
Sent: Wednesday, October 06, 1999 2:01 PM
Subject: Fw: The Fine Art of Baby Photography

>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Richard R. Peters <rp11015(@)comweb.net>
> To: Recipient list suppressed <Recipient list suppressed>
> Date: Wednesday, October 06, 1999 11:01 AM
> Subject: The Fine Art of Baby Photography
>
>
> >The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start
> their
> >family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his
> wife
> >and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon".
> >
> >Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang
> >the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't
know
> >me but I've come to...."
> >
> >"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
> >"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of
> >babies." "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and
have
> >a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. "Leave
> >everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch
and
> >perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun
too;
> >you can really spread out." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it
> >didn't work for Harold and me." "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a
> >good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I
> shoot
> >from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"I
> >hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith. "Madam, in
my
> >line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in
five
> >minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure." "Don't I know
> !!,"
> >Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled
out
> >a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in
> >downtown London." "Oh my god!!", Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her
> >handkerchief.
> >"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their
> >mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith
> >the picture. "She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so.
I
> >finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People
> >were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."
> "Four
> >and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. "Yes," the
> >photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was
> >constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then
> >darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
> >squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Mrs.
> >Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your,
> >uh......equipment." "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll
set
> >up my tripod so that we can get to work." "Tripod??" Mrs. Smith looked
> >extremely worried now. "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon
on.
> >It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action.
> Madam?
> >Madam?.....
> >
> >Good Lord, she's fainted !!"
> >
> >Richard R. (Dick) Peters
> >3617 Rainey Circle
> >Plattsmouth, NE, 68048-7149
> >Ph/Fax (402)298-8838
> >eFax Nbr - (305)768-0134
> >Secure email - rp11015(@)hushmail.com
> >rp11015(@)comweb.net (regular email)
> >
>
>

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