(nil): Panageas, Andreas J (andreas.j.panageas(@)lmco.com)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 07 Οκτ 1999 - 20:30:07 EEST
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> A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
> perch.
>
> It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeez, I wonder
> what happened to this parrot?"
>
> The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
>
> "Holy shit," the guy replies to the parrot. "You actually understood
> and answered me?"
>
> "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
> intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."
>
> "Oh, yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your
> perch without any feet?"
>
> "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you
> asked, I wrap my dick around this wooden bar, like a little hook. You
> can't see
> it cause of my feathers."
>
> "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't
> you?
>
> "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with
> reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
> physics,
> philosophy ... I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to
> buy me. I'd be a great companion."
>
> The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry,he says, "I can't afford
> that."
>
> "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "The
> truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet.
> You can probably get me for twenty bucks; just make the guy an offer!"
>
> The guy offers 20 bucks, and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by.
> The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's
> interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes,
> he's
> insightful. The guy is delighted.
>
> One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Pssst," and
> motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this
> or
> not", says the parrot. "It's about your wife and the mailman..."
>
> "What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
>
> "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your
> wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him passionately."
>
> "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. THEN what happened???"
>
> "Well, then the mailman came into the house and lifted up her nightgown
> and began petting her all over," reports the parrot.
>
> "My God!!" the guy exclaims. "Then what?"
>
> "Then he lifted up the nightgown, got down on his knees and began to
> lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down and
> down..."
>
> "...WELL??? demands the frantic guy. "What HAPPENED?"
>
> "I don't have the slightest idea," says the parrot.
> "I got a hard-on, and I fell off my perch."
>
Andreas Panageas
Lockheed Martin
Senior Staff Hardware Design Engineer
(408) 742-2826
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