(nil): Theodore Abazis (ta(@)cedefop.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 08 Οκτ 1999 - 17:22:25 EEST
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Agaphte mou,
tha eprepe na ksereis oti o oros 'National Road' xrhsimopoieitai pagkosmiws
pagkosmiws kai den shmainei ton autokinhtodromo alla ton dromo taxeias
kykloforias. Allwste kai sta preferenciews tou MS Autoroute Express
xrhsimopoieitai o oros National Road
Kai ena joke (syggnwmhn gia to ametafrasto alla diabaste to, einai kalo)
"Brain Cells"
All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine
months, develop into a complete female baby. The
problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make
a male baby instead.
Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to
develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already
assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells
are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in
the body and develop into male sexual organs. If you visualize a
normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males
are born a few cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in
their shorts.
This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in
various ways.
Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.
Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over
their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think about doing
things before taking any action. Little boys will just punch or kick
something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched
their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way.
This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the
hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.
After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but
the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male
thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells
reside. Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man.
In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left
with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually
speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Accountants." Other men
suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as
"Engineers." A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to
their groins. These men are usually referred to as..... "Mr. President."
Kalo sabbatokyriako
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