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(nil): Gasteratos Antonis (antonis(@)lira.dist.unige.it)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 14 Οκτ 1999 - 10:11:59 EEST

- Al lago di Tiberiade due millenni fa.
  Gesu, seguito dai discepoli, cammina sulle acque del lago.
  Solo Tommaso e' rimasto sulla riva.
  Gesu` si volta e gli dice:
  "Tommaso, credi in me e seguimi".
  Tommaso esita, ha paura.
  Ma al secondo richiamo di Gesu`, si fa coraggio ed entra nel lago.
  Dopo un attimo, Tommaso e` nell'acqua fino al collo.
  "Tommaso, credimi e seguimi", ripete Gesu`.
  "Ma mio Signore", replica Tommaso, "io sto' annegando!"
  "Non essere sciocco", gli urla Giovanni.
  "Fa` come noi: metti i piedi sui sassi!"

Dimitris Perperidis wrote:
>
> Sorry gia ta Agglika alla pisteyv oti einai kalo. Ante ti ka8este
> arxiste na stelnete email me parapona gia Agglika
>
> Men Vs. Women
>
> Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
> A: 45 lbs.
>
> Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> A: 45 minutes.
> Q What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
> A: Sexual harassment.
>
> Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
> A: $3.99 a minute.
>
> Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
> A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
>
> Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
> A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.
>
> Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
> A: Marriage.
>
> Q. Why are men and parking spaces alike?
> A. Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are
> disabled.
>
> Q. Why are men like public toilets?
> A. Because all the good ones areengaged and the only ones left are full
> of crap.
>
> Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
> A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them
> for life.
>
> Q. What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
> A. One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
>
> Q: Why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair?
> A: Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up
> with mud.
>
> Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
> A. They can't stand criticism.
>
> Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
> and good-looking?
> A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
>
> Q. What is a man's view of safe sex?
> A. A padded headboard.
>
> Q How do men sort their laundry?
> A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
>
> Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm?
> A. Because men fake foreplay.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
>
> Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
> driving.
>
> Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
> A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
>
> Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
> A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
>
> Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
> A. Two mothers-in-law.
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