(nil): Dimitris Giakoumis (dgiakoum(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 14 Οκτ 1999 - 16:56:16 EEST

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Παιδιά δέν βλέπω γιατί γίνεται τόση φασαρία με τα αγγλικά ανέκδοτα. Βάζοντας
ένα tag στην αρχή του subject μπορεί όποιος θέλει να μήν κατεβάσει τα
αγγλικά. Αλλάξτε τα rules ή filters να μήν κατεβάζουν ότι έχει JotD(english)
και τέλος. Και όποιος στέλνει αγγλικό ανέκδοτο να βάζει το tag. Εμένα
προσωπικά μου αρέσουν τα αγγλικά ανέκδοτα και πιστέυω οτι συχνά χάνουν στη
μετάφραση. Καταλαβαίνω και αυτούς που δέν τα θέλουν αλλά αφού μπορούμε να
συμβιβαστούμε δέν βλέπω το λόγο να τρωγόμαστε. Ας το δοκιμάσουμε για ένα
διάστημα να δούμε άν δουλέυει και το ξανασυζητάμε.

Και το Joke:

Real Programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference book is the
hallmark of the novice and the coward.

Real Programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications
programmers and business dweebs.

Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks
and crystallography weenies.

Real Programmers don't write in RPG. RPG is for the gum-chewing dimwits
who maintain antiquated payroll programs.

Real Programmers don't write in APL unless the whole program can be
crammed into one line.

Real Programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write
in BASIC, after the age of 12.

Real Programmers don't write in PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure anal retentives
who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.

Real Programmers don't write in Lisp. Only sissy programs contain more
parentheses than actual code.

Real Programmers don't write in Pascal, or BLISS, or Ada, or any of those
pinko computer science languages. Strong typing is for people with weak
memories.

Real Programmers write in C, because it doesn't complain if you try to do
something "illegal." (Real Programmers NEVER use lint)

Real Programmers disdain sturctured programming. Structured programming is
for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet trained. They wear
neckties and carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear desk.

Real Programmers don't write specs -- users should consider themselves
lucky to get any programs at all and take what they can get.

Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it
should be hard to understand.

Real Programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are (after all) the
illiterate form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much
good it did them.

Real Programmers don't write application programs; they program right down
on the bare metal. Application programming is for feebs who can't do
systems programming.

Real Programmers know better than the users what they need.

Real Programmers programs never work right the first time. But if you throw
them on the machine, they can be patched into working in "only a few"
30-hour debugging sessions.

Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at
9 AM, it's because they were up all night.

Real Programmers don't like the "team programming" concept. Unless, of
course, they are the Chief Programmer.

Real Programmers never write memos on paper. They send memos via
electronic mail.

Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires
you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear
their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up
in the middle of the machine room.

Real Programmers have no use for managers. Managers are a necessary evil.
They exist only to deal with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior
planners, and other mental midgets.

Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was
invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.

Real Programmers don't believe in schedules. Planners make up schedules.
Managers firm up schedules. Frightened coders strive to meet schedules.
Real Programmers ignore schedules.

Γιακουμής Δημήτρης

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