(nil): Kyriakos Kyriakou (kyriakos_kyriakou(@)usa.net)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 24 Μαΐ 2000 - 17:05:54 EEST

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"Konstantinos Kyritsis" <kk254(@)cam.ac.uk> wrote:

Ena makroskeles.

Enas typos eixe problhma me ceires. Afoy dokimase ta panta (opws loysimo,
Ul-trex) kai prokoph den eide, paei s' ena giatro.

-``Poy les giatre, dokimasa ta panta, den ginete tipota!''

-``Akoy ti 8a kaneis. 8a pas sta xionia, s' ena meros poy kanei poly kryo, as
poyme Skandinabia. 8a eisai olh th mera sta xionia, xwris skoyfo, kamia fora
boyta kai to kefali sto xioni (;; trelos einai;). Den 8' antejoyn kai 8a
cofhsoyn!''

Akoloy8ei tis symboyles toy giatroy, jyliase to kefali, paraligo na pa8ei
kryopaghma o egkefalos toy, kapote gyrnaei spiti. Kei poy mpainei mesa,
tsoyp tsoyp mia ceira katebainei apo to kefali toy, sto metwpo kai paei kai
ka8etai sthn akrh ths myths toy!

-``Kala, milame eisai kai o prwtos! Foberos! Ti xionodromies htan aytes;! Kai
ti xionopolemos! Kala, xwris plaka, perasame gamata!''

Ta 'paije aytos! Toso kairo sta xionia, paraligo na ginei katecygmenos kai
aytes akoma zwntanes. Mia kai dyo, pisw sto giatro.

-``Giatre, oxi mono den cofhsan, alla to diaskedasan kiolas! Ti na kanw;''

-``Xm, akoy na deis. 8a pas se klima tropiko, kapoy me aforhth zesth kai poly
hlio, as poyme sth Saxara. Olh mera 8a ka8esai ston hlio xwris kapelo gia na
kaoyn kai cofhsoyn!'' (kala teleiws lalhmenos o giatros).

Mia kai dyo, mazeyei balitses gia Saxara. Phge kai ekatse s' ena meros konta
se 8alassa gia na blepei kai kosmo, den phgaine gi' askhths n' agiasei, kai
pernoyse o kairos me ton hlio na toy chnei to kefali. Afoy epa8e hliash deka
fores, treis afydatwsh kai mia poy ton deirane oi bedoyinoi giati apo thn
zalada elege malakies (opws egw twra.), ekrine oti ekatse arketa kai 8a
eprepe na exoyn cofhsei twra (poly xaibani o typos). Epistrofh sto spiti.
Den mpainei kala kala mesa, kai na soy pali h ceira!

-``Kala, milame eisai kai gamw ta atoma! Magka moy, ti diakopes htan aytes;!
Hlios, 8alassa, gkomenes. Kala, milame egraces. Eisai kai o prwtos!''

Kagkelo o dikos mas. Meta apo tosh talaipwria kai apotelesma mhden. Pisw sto
giatro (ma kala prepei na einai teleiws blhma gia na paei ston idio
kompogiannith).

-``Giatre den egine tipota!''

-``Xm.'' kanei o giatros kai anabei tsimpoyki (ayta me kapno). ``H periptwsh
soy einai idiazoysa. Mono mia allh fora exei paroysiastei kati tetoio. H
monh lysh poy soy menei, einai na pas s' ena mpar poy syxnazoyn tipota
malliades, jereis xebymetallades kai kala. Loipon, 8a breis ena me polla
mallia kai 8a katseis dipla toy. 8a mplejeis se kayga mazi toy kai 8a koitas
na bazeis to kefali soy sta mallia toy. Etsi, 8a metakomisoyn sto kefali toy
kai 8a glitwseis''.

E re ti kanei h apelpisia, na pas na fas jylo! Giati opws katalabainete, to
prwto poy ekane htan na mpei sto prwto mpar, ena kakofhmo me kati periergoys
typoys, jerete twra. Stamparei enan me pragmatiko af8ono malli kai paei kai
ka8ete dipla toy. Paraggelnei mpyra (prasinh, bareli) kai dh8en adejia,
xynei th mish sto allo.

-``Kala eisai teleiws malakas;'' fwnazei o allos.

-``Malakas eisai kai fainesai!'' apantaei aytos.

Kai to panhgyri jekinaei. Mpoynies, klwtsies, meta apo wra kai afoy ton
exoyn sapisei sto jylo, ton petane ejw sto dromo. ``Wraia, twra 8a prepei na
apallaxthka apo tis ceires. 8a brhkan toso wraio malli!'' skeftetai. Kai prin
oloklhrwsei thn skech toy, nasoy h ceira!

-``Kala, milame, ti na pw! Telika eisai to pio gamato afentiko! Diakopes sta
xionia, sth 8alassa kai twra jhgiesai kayga prwto! Pwpw, ti manoyra htan
ayth! Prwth fash! Alla mhn anhsyxeis, toys deijame emeis! To jylo poy fagane
8a to 8ymoyntai gia poly akoma! Kai phrame kai ekato aixmalwtoys!!''.

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Ayto mou 8ymise ena allo paromoio:
Kapoios eixe problhma me tis ceires. Dokimase ki aytos ta panta, lousimo,
eidika sampouan, eidikes xtenes klp, alla oi ceires den efeygan me tipota.
Etsi phge ki aytos s'ena giatro kai toy eipe to problhma toy.
-Xmm, toy leei o giatros, nomizw oti exw thn katallhlh 8erapeia gia sena. 8a
pas spiti soy kai 8a aleiceis kala-kala to kefali sou me alati, poly alati.
Meta 8a gemiseis mia lekanh me nero, 8a skyceis apo panw ths kai 8a
perimeneis.
-Ti na perimenw, giatre?
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- Ma, fysika,na dicasoyn oi ceires kai na bgoyn na pioun nero!

4o SERI PRWTA8LHMA

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