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 Mia zesth nyxta toy kalokairiou, o pamploutos pontios etoimazetai na kanei
erwta me th gynaika toy ki epeidh einai poly zesth, bazei kai ton araph
yphreth toyna steketai apo panw toys kai na toys kanei aera me ena megalo
fyllo foinikodentrou.
H gynaika toy omws den fainetai na to apolambanei kai o pontios to parathrei
ayto.
Shkwnetai loipon, pairnei to fyllo foinikodentrou pou kratoyse o yphreths toy
kai toy leei na kanei aytos erwta sth gynaika toy, enw aytos 8a kanei aera.
Arxizoun loipon kai h gynaika toy pontiou ayth th fora pragmatika to
eyxaristietai.
Teleiwnoun kai o pontios rwta th gynaika toy:
-s'arese agaph mou?
-nai, toy leei ayth, para poly.
Gyrizei tote pros ton yphreth toy o pontios kai toy leei:
-Eides re araph, pws prepei na kaneis swsta aera?!
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     Ena zeygari molis pantremeno kanei erwta ka8e mera 6 fores thn mera
pantoy...... sto aytokinhto, sta parka, sto spiti, ston anelkysthra,
sthn paralia, sto dromo...
Ton prwto xrono ejakoloy8oyn na kanoyn erwta
me thn idia syxnothta alla pleon periorizontai stoys eswterikoys xwroys
toy spitioy.... koyzina, mpanio, krebatokamara.......
Ton deytero xrono
oi fores meiwnontai se 3 ki arxizoyn na periorizontai sthn
krebatokamara.....
Ton trito xrono mono 1 kai mono sto krebati ......
Ton tetarto xrono 1 to mhna kai mono sto krebati .......
Ton pempto xrono 1 to ejamhno kai mono sto krebati.
Ton ekto xrono mono 1 fora kai mono sto krebati.
Ton ebdomo xrono oyte mia fora.........
Ton ogdoo to kanoyn 10 fores th mera sto diadromo......... GIATI????????
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O enas mpainei o allos bgainei synantioyntai koitazontai......
``ANTE gamisoy!!!!!!!''

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      Kapoios apofasise na kanei plastikh kai na tsitwsei ta magoylakia toy.
Sa dwro ston eayto toy gia ta gene8lia toy as poyme. Plhrwse loipon
2.000.000 kai to apotelesma ton en8oysiase.
Otan phgaine spiti toy, meta ap' to tsitwma, stamataei na parei
efhmerida kai rwtaei ton efhmeridopwlh:
- Mhpws 8a mporoyses na manteceis thn hlikia moy;
- Peripoy 35, apantaei o efhmeridopwlhs.
- Eimai 47, leei o typos, pragmatika eytyxismenos, poy fainotane 35.
Meta paei sto McDonalds, na faei kati ki ekei poy paraggelne, rwthse
ton ypallhlo to idio prama:
- Mhpws 8a mporoyses na manteceis thn hlikia moy;
- Peripoy 29, toy leei ekeinos
- Eimai 47, leei o typos, pragmatika eytyxismenos, poy fainotane 29.
Meta, sth stash toy lewforeioy rwtaei to idia mia grioyla.
- Eimai 85 kai h orash moy exei arxisei na m' egkataleipei. Alla otan
hmoyna nea hjera ena sigoyro tropo, gia na briskw thn hlikia twn
antrwn. An balw to xeri moy mesa sto panteloni soy kai piasw ta
gennhtika soy organa kai ta krathsw gia 10 lepta, 8a soy pw akribws
poswn xronwn eisai.
O typos dexthke kai h gria toy ta 'piase kai se 10 lepta toy leei:
- Eisai 47 xronwn!
- Ayto einai fobero! leei o typos ekplhktos. Pws ta katalabes;
Kai h gria:
Den katalaba tipota. Aplws, hmoyna pisw soy, stoy McDonalds.
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     Enas typos paei se ena estiatorio kai paraggelnei na faei chto kotopoylo.
Ystera apo ligo, otan pia to kotopoylo htan etoimo, erxetai o serbitoros kai
toy leei:
- Syggnwmh kyrie, alla o kyrios ekei dejia einai arxhgos astynomias kai to
geyma poy pairnei ka8e fora poy erxetai edw einai chto kotopoylo. Kai
blepete, to chto kotopoylo poy paraggeilate einai to teleytaio. Poly fobamai
pws 8a prepei na paraggeilete kati allo.
- Den me endiaferei, apantaei o typos. Egw kotopoylo parhggeila, kotopoylo
8a faw.
Tespa, paei o typos ston astynomiko kai toy ejhgei thn katastash, opote o
astynomikos toy leei:
- Phgaine toy to kai 8a paw egw na toy ejhghsw.
Paei loipon o astynomikos ston typo kai toy leei:
- Akoy na deis file, to kotopoylo ayto einai diko moy kai kaneis den 8a to
peirajei!
- Ti les re file, mas doyleyeis; apanta o typos.
- Proseje poly, oti kanei sto kotopoylo ayto, 8a sto kanw kai egw esena. An
toy spaseis to ena mpoyti 8a soy spasw kai to diko soy podi, an toy spaseis
th fteroyga 8a soy spasw to xeri, katalabes;;
- OK, katalaba, kanei o typos.
Opote, bazei o typos to daxtylo toy ston kwlo toy kotopoyloy kai meta to
bgazei kai to gleifei. Gyrizei meta ston astynomiko kai toy leei:
- Seira soy twra!!

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