(nil): John Kerkines (jkerk(@)arnold.chem.uoa.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 10 Φεβ 2000 - 17:22:22 EET
- Μηνύματα ταξινομημένα ανά: [ ημερομηνία ] [ thread ] [ θέμα ] [ συγγραφέα ] [ Επισυναπτόμενο ]
- Mail ενέργειες: [ Απάντησε σε αυτό το μήνυμα ] [ Στείλε ενα καινούριο μήνυμα ]
To parakatw einai ena T R O M E R O keimeno to opoio eixe stalei prin 4
xronia sth jokes-list ths Krhths. Ean den exete idea apo Unix, peraste to
mhnyma, ean omws kserete, tote apolayste to!!!
Filika
Yiannis
Gia thn istoria 8a ypo8esoume oti me kapoio magiko tropo o thief
exei root priveleges
Bank's computer after reboot :
blah blah blah
Running daemons
tamiasd ,staffd , alarmd , camerad , callpoliced : ...........done
guardd : Problem cannot find device /dev/security/guard
Running system whithout full security
The thief:
% cd /national_bank
% umask 77
% cat open > door
% cat shotgun > hand
% echo "Peste oloi katw kai kaneis den 8a pa8ei tipota\n"
Then tamiasd send the signal SIG_MKR (mas kleboun reeeeeeeee)
to alarmd. alarmd accepts the signal the signal and send signal
SIG_KTK (kategrapse ton klefth) to camerad and the send the signal
SIG_GL (ginetai lhstei) at callpoliced
Then call policed send the signal SIG_PTMGPR
(piaste ton mh ginoume pali rezili)
to policed which forwards the signal to policecarsd and to copd
However the thief catches the signals
% kill -shotgun tamiasd
% shutdown -r now camerad
% nice -10
% echo "Re malakes peste katw giatu 8a sas ka8arisw olous"
% cd `find /bank/ -name xrhmatokibwtio -print`
% open_xrhmatokibwtio.sh
% cat money > hand/sakos
% nice 100
% echo "Xarhka poly gia th synergasia sas"
% cd eksodos
% get_in_car
% run -nice 100 ( ayth th fora trexei me pragmatiko nice )
Omws ekeinh thn stigmh ton pethxainei to policecard
police% follow_thief.sh
Dysthxws omws gia ton thief
bus error (peftei me taxythta panw se ena lewforeio pou stamathse)
copd sends thief the signal SIG_YAUA (You are under arest)
COP: cat /lows/rights > ~thief/dev/ears
DIKASTHS: echo "Gia thn enoplh lhsteia kai ton fono toy tameia katadikase se
140 xronia fylakh" > ~thief/dev/ears
su - arxifyla
% mv thiev /korydalos/jail
% setenv HOME /pteryga3/keli33
% echo "prostasia ,narkwtika k.a stis kaliteres times" > ~thief/dev/ears
% sleep `bc 140*365*24*3600` &
% logout
______________________________________________________________________
Joke of the Day ... Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων
Πληροφορίες --> https://anekdota.duckdns.org/jokes_list.html
______________________________________________________________________
- Επόμενο μήνυμα: Konstantinos Karasardelis: "RE: Κρυφό?"
- Προηγούμενο μήνυμα: Bellos Maciej: "Re paidia to exete ..."
- Επόμενο στο thread: Nicholas: "Re: Lhsteia ala Unix"
- Απάντηση: Nicholas: "Re: Lhsteia ala Unix"
- Μηνύματα ταξινομημένα ανά: [ ημερομηνία ] [ thread ] [ θέμα ] [ συγγραφέα ] [ Επισυναπτόμενο ]
- Mail ενέργειες: [ Απάντησε σε αυτό το μήνυμα ] [ Στείλε ενα καινούριο μήνυμα ]